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skeet shooting the clay pigeons of boredom
6th issue

 HITS & MISSES



PROFESSIONAL LAME REALITY TV PERSON

"Paradise Hotel's" Toni, formerly of FOX's "Love Cruise" in 2001

Seperated at Birth?

Mark Linn-Baker
& Bronson Pinchott


FULL HOUSE TRIVIA

What is Danny Tanner’s perpetuated foible?

1) Compulsive Cleaner
2) Sex Addict
3) Coin Collecting


COOL E-BAY ITEM

MARSHMELLOW GUN
1. Load a mini-marshmellow
2. Put mouth over hole
3. Take a deep breath
4. and BLOW!!

All PVC pipe, no sharp edges


"If I wasn't with my daughter, I'd wipe that smile off his face!"

Former Dukes of Hazzard
star John Schneider to a
former fan who called him a "sissy".


"It was put out by the bureaucracy."

Bush on why studies about the greenhouse effect were removed from a report by the EPA and replaced with 'facts' from the American Petroleum Institute.