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6th issue

 HITS & MISSES



ONLINE BEARD DIARY!

Seperated at Birth?

Markie Post
& Jackie Joyner-Kersee


FULL HOUSE TRIVIA

Stephanie Tanner played a central role before Michelle could talk. She even had a catch phrase. What was it?

1) You’re driving me bananas!
2) How rude!
3) Chill out, Honkeys!


COOL E-BAY ITEM

"These have a nearsighted prescription lenses in them of around -5 in plastic lenses. The lenses have some scratches on them."


"It would be called Blah, Blah, Blah, Is She Boring! Haha… I don't know."

Bonnie, star of MTV''s Surf Girls, on what a movie
about her life would be called


""We have found... that we cannot trust some people who are non-conformists. We will make conformists out of them in a hurry... The organization cannot trust the individual; the individual must trust the organization."

Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's