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skeet shooting the clay pigeons of boredom
6th issue

 HITS & MISSES



COOL E-BAY ITEM

"I'm selling 10 pair per lot of boys used underwear size. I have all kinds of cartoons, supperheros some are all most new some have holes or stains. All have been washed well."

D.L. HUGHLEY

Sinner or Saint?


"It's based on the Wizard of Oz. It's about a rave kid who goes into this world where he's facing off against two warring tribes. It's Tron meets Blade, but minus vampires."

Baltimore theatre manager Bill Garza on the screen-
play he's working on.


"Anyone can sit down and write a boring artisitic song. Pop music is the hardest shit to write."

Britney Spears on her next album


BY THE NUMBERS

2% of fathers are fans of the NWO.


 "Never look as if you're lost. If you don't know where you're going, head straight to the bar. Shoulders back. Stomach in. Read the paper before you go. People are interested in those who have opinions to share, rather than those who stand there like lemons. Whatever you do, don't look bored."

Joan Collins, on how to
make an entrance, in a 1989 Good Housekeeping