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6th issue

 HITS & MISSES



"What about when I make fun of Randy for not speaking in full sentences? People who don't speak in full sentences-do they get offended?"

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest in defense of his many gay insults made on the show

Denmark's wild boar population can jump up to 13 feet in the air


"I didn't work here in 1991. You may want to talk to the Pentagon about anything that took place then."

Ari Fleischer when asked about the intentional bombing of water treatment facilities during the Gulf War

REALLY WEIRD BABY
The third most most e-mailed photo on the internet for Thursday, April 24


War & the fear campaign... finally over.


FORGOTTEN SUMMER CLASSIC

Where's the DVD petition?